you turned your livingroom into a bong?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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