Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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