she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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