in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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