well you can't waste a boner
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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