4 words: hood of his car
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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