Buhtt sex?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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