Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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