great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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