In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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