Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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