Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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