i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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