Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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