Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
high people should be assigned attendants
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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