we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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