She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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