I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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