Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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