Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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