if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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