Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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