idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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