In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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