Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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