my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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