I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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