last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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