Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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