yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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