bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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