Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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