im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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