i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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