Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Come share oat with me in your robe
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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