biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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