have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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