Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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