This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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