And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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