Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Is it because I queefed?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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