every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Its about making memories worth repressing
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I need a beard to bite.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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