Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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