There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
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go home
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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