sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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