ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
