what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Randomize
