Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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