i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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