I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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