Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
