her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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