I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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