I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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