I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I love black thongs
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Randomize
