How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I want to make a zoo with you.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
